we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she peed on how many people?
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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