dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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