Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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