oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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