you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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