and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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