Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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