I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
