i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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