is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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