If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
