So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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