We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
