Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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