Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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