I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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