it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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