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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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