rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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