My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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