yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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