Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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