He is such a slut. More and more my type.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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