Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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