Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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