normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need a beard to bite.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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