I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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