But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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