I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
