At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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