watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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