That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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