whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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