Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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