roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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