Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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