Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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