Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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