where am i from again
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
