yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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