I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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