Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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