So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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