I just cut my nipple shaving
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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