That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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