Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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