He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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