The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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