It's Friday. Sex?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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