I wanna bring you to show and tell
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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