Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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