But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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