awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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