new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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