He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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