look no pants
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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